According to humanforsale.com,
I am worth exactly: $1,805,500.00.
Average value for a female is $1,679,230.00
Right on. I'm above average. A good deal?
Boys, its prolly a bargain!
To quote Madonna:
"They can beg and they can plead/
But they can't see the light (that's right)/
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash/
Is always Mister Right/ 'cause we are living/ in a material world/ and i'm a ma-material girl"