anyone want to give me free room and board in exchange for maid service? i'll be a veryvery good maid. i do chores, i'll cook you dinner, massage your feet. whatever. just so long as i can live like a pampered housewife. you know, after my chores are done, i get to sit and watch the WB, smoke virginia slims, write in my diary, you know, exactly like i'm living right now. except with out the parents. or the virginia slims.