i don't really want the roommate. i just need the money a roommate could bring.
maybe it works out better if me and the roommate are completely indifferent to eachother's existence.
my ideal roommate would be a mannequin. but this mannequin would be magical, like in that dumb 80s movie. and it would come to life in the morning and it would go to work and it would work all day long and it would come home late in the evening and immediately go to bed and turn into a mannequin again.
it'd be even better if it were a foolishly nice mannequin and offered to pay twothirds of the rent, and two thirds of all the bills.
maybe i should get into voodoo. or black magic.